The rain had knocked these over and washed away the nasty spore goop. |
Mutinus elegans Quick Facts
Common Name(s): dog stinkhorn, elegant stinkhorn, devil's dipstick, headless stinkhorn
Taxonomic Breakdown:
- Kingdom - Fungi
- Subkingdom - Dikarya
- Phylum - Basidiomycota
- Subphylum - Agaricomycotina
- Class - Agaricomycetes
- Order - Phallales
- Family -Phallaceae
- Genus - Mutinus
- Species - elegans
Range: To paraphrase Wikipedia, all of Eastern North America north of Mexico and as far west as Iowa. Also reportedly collected in Europe and Japan.
Here are some of the so-called "eggs." The fruiting bodies of other species of stinkhorn begin this way, as well. |
Any attempt to describe this fungus seems to degenerate to a point-by-point goss-off, so I think I'll abandon all pretense and do exactly that.
Appearance: This is graphic, and I apologize, but this is why it got its common name. Frankly, it looks like a dog penis covered in feces. It is a pinkish-orange shaft that emerges from a white pouch, with oily black goo on the end.
Smell: It smells like poop. Cut it open, and the smell becomes overpowering.
Texture: Its texture is that of a disease-ridden sponge. If your lving arrangements have ever been like mine were in college, you know what I'm talking about.
Common Names: 'Stinkhorn' wasn't enough to capture just how foul these things are. They needed several qualifiers.
Scientific Name: Not only does Mutinus elegans just sound disgusting, the genus is named for a phallic deity. You read that right. Biologists named this fungus partly as a reference to a penis god. If you extend this category to include all of its taxonomy, there are two more phallic references.
Reproduction: It's not that they reproduce by means of spores. That is common, ho-hum stuff. It's the way they disperse their spores. They secrete that slimy, diarrhea-like substance in hopes that it will attract flies, who will get it on their fet and spread it around. This thing's entire evolutionary strategy is to outstink decaying meat enough for flies to take notice.
Edibility: Despite all this, some people still insist on eating dog stinkhorns. They are considered edible in their "egg*" form. No. Thanks.
If I still have any readers after this post, I do have more content which I promise is at least slightly less disgusting.
If I see more of these this season, I'll try to replace this image with a better picture. Until then, farewell to the dog stinkhorn. |
*It bothers me that stinkhorn buttons are referred to as "eggs." This implies things about its reproduction that are simply not the case.